"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride," exclaims Duke Nukem, before cracking his knuckles, cocking his gun, blasting his way through a nearby roof vent, and careering down ...

The last time somebody on Planet Earth mentioned Duke Nukem Forever, it was to file a lawsuit against Gearbox. By contrast, interest in its distant predecessor (and very distant relation) continues to ...

From the land of Nowhere comes Jason Bohn/ He talks too much because his mind is gone/ He sports a couple really lame tattoos/ And the most used button on his alarm is "snooze." (With apologies to ...